A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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I am a mime

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