- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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