how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Adam Chebali has no life

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I am a mime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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