How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A car walks into a bar.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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