What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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