- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Poker face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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