What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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William wright is Gay

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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I like your hair

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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