- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

save me from the nothing ive become

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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