Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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i killed my family

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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