What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Mooses

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Nick Cannon

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