Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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