- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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