- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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