- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A man did not like this site

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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