"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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