Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Anti Joke

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