How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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