- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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