BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

knock knock who's there? faith

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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