- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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