- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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