Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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shut up elliot

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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WOw you have no life

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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