What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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this is not a joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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