- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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