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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

I have a horse.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you make the general public confused? ...

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.