Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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A man was shot. He died.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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i committed murder

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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