- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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