Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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richard is fag

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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