- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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