- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

where do some birds live in? Earth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

womens rights.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

bangers and mash?

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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