Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Japan

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

willie revilame

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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