- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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