- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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