- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A fish swims up your penis...

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Penis

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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