A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Your dads dead. lol

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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