- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

whats worse than gill? nothing

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