- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Your mom is so old she died

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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