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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Ask me if im a tree? No

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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