- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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