- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Justin Beiber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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