A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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