what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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