- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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