Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

nickel back

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Justin Beiber

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Sex vagina. lol.

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