The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Your mam is so fat.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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nickel back

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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