- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Wolfjob.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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