Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A guy at a baseball game....

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Skrillex.

WNBA

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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