- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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