- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Dwight Howard

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Wenis Penis

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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