Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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