- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Balls

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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