- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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