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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

69 why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.