- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Albert your flies undone.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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