What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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