- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Albert your flies undone.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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