What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Anti Joke

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