- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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