Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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