Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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roak

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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