- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I work at jcpenny

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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