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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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