- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

My Butthole.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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