What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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