What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Tim likes girls

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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