What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

The Oakland Raiders

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

GOODBYE

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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