- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Where's the dick??? east

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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