- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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