What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mam is so fat.

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XD Jackass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Women's Rights

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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