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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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