- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

This is sparta No this is patrick

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

I'm Coming

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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