- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

AIDS

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Womens rights.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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