- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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