- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Chlamydia

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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