what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Men

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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