Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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