What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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