- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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