Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Womens rights.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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HOLY COW!

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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