why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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im gay

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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