- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

they told me not to write here but i did

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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