whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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im gay

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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