Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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flavin's head

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Caramel Boing.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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