Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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