- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Gordon Brown smiles.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

boner

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

non poop

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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