What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Hello.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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