- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

-knock knock! -doors open

Heskey time.

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