- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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