- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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