- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

do you have a wife?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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