- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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