- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

girls basketball

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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