How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Your mom is so old she died

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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