You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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which one is easiest

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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