- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What did death say to life? Go die

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Racial Equality

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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