- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

I'd like to make a withdraw

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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