- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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