Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

John Cena

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Casey Anthony kills a baby

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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