What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

rocky is here again.......................

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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