Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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