- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Knock Know! Come in!

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Morning wood.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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