Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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UN

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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