- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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