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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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