- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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