Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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THE GAME.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Ehh

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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